I AM THE MADDEST I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

OKAY, SO HERES THE STORY:  THE (OFFENSIVE PLURAL SWEARWORD NAME HERE) NEXT DOOR HAVE GONE TO THE POLICE.  THE MIDGET (OFFENSIVE SWEARWORD NAME HERE) WAS CALLING ERIC A LOSER, SO I GRABBED HER BY THE HAND AND TOLD HER TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.  THE OLDER ONE TOLD ME TO LEAVE HER ALONE.  I SAID I WOULD LEAVE HER ALONE IF THEY LEFT ERIC ALONE, AND SHE TRIED TO SLAP ME.  THE  WENT TO THEIR MOM, WHO WENT TO THE POLICE.  THEY HAVE BEEN HARRASSING ERIC, CLIMBING OUR TREE, PLAYING BASKET BALL ON OUR LAWN, STEALING THINGS ON OUR LAWN AND SHE GOES TO THE POLICE!!!  I'M UNBELIEVEABLY ANGERY.  THEY SHOULD GO BOIL THEIR HEADS

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LOVE YA'LL (EXCEPT FOR THEM) -EMILY